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Here comes my disgusting story.

Wahahahaha!!!

Are you sure you are of age? If not, shoo off, you little kiddo.

Okay, it's nothing big deal but erm... a bit disgusting for me to mention it here.

Back to yesterday, 6th June 2006. Wow what a nice day, 06-06-06. It is no wonder why there are like 310 couples chose to get married on yesterday, making a record for the year. Figures are based on The Straits Times, Home, 7th June 2006, Wednesday, Page H4.

That includes Cindy and Asik as well. I heard from Cindy that her actual wedding is on the 6th, but only inviting us to her house for buffet? on the 10th June 2006. And how thoughtful of them to open their house to us from 12 noon to 10pm, knowing that we work shifts. There bound to be someone not being able to attend if it was a dinner or lunch.

As usual, i went to work in the morning and was supprised that my fiercer IC was back. I thought she will only be back today the Wednesday. Wrong info! However, the first thought of seeing her back was happy, not worried. I was glad to see her back. Maybe not missing her scolding but she can asign me work to do. Hoo-Ray!

In the end, i just report something to her and that's all for my day. I did almost nothing again but to surf net. I surfed about wedding photos to be posted in my blog. As you can see, the previous entry. Nice and cute and sweet right? I even had time to check out the "Market Price" about Malay wedding ang pow. Talk about that later.

I emailed susu many many times cause i cant use that stupid MSN. And web sms to send messages to people. Wahahah! Slacking the whole day.

Last week, Jenny told me that she could not go jogging with me for two weeks. Because of her school activities. she is involved in the Singapore Art Festival Programs. People please support the Program k? Cause heard from Jenny that this year's Art Festival is not that sucessful.

To find out more about Singapore Art Festival, please click:
http://www.singaporeartsfest.com/

Jenny is from Mass Communition, and she chose her attachment to be a school project instead of really being attached to a company. Hence the school has kept them busy with projects, programs, interviews. Oh ya, i forgot to ask her about her interview with Rainie Yang, the cutie princess.

*Jen, if you happened to read this, remember to tell me about that interview k? U can reply through comments too. I dont mind.*

Around yesterday afternoon, 4 or 5 plus. Jenny messaged me that she can make it for the run. I was so relief. I was still thinking of whether to go jog or not, no Jen and my brother is sick, down with flu i think.

Where is my motivation? Will i have the sudden urge to stay at home when the time comes? Heng ar! I must go, cause Jenny is free.

I ran 5 rounds and Jenny 4. We were like planning to run 6 rounds. But both of us are tired and lethargic, we ended up, Haha!!!

Jenny set the pace. It was much faster than the previous few jogs. We didnt manage to talk much like we usually did. We were panting and feeling more exhausted by the end of the FIRST round.

Though it's shorter distance covered, we ran faster. No bad.

Back at home, i slack a bit, drink water, watch television programs and finally bathe.

I hated bathing. You know why? Cause bathing takes up lot of time and very troublesome. It is not just strip, wet yourself, soap & shampoo and wash off and done.

Here it goes. Firstly, i need to take all my nescessary clothings, towel, turn on the heater. Haha") That normal i know. Then take out my facial foam from the box, bring in tooth paste and tooth brush.

Take off clothings , *this is not the NC 16 part*, shower, shampoo hair, soap body from top to bottom. I am fat, thus surface area is large, hence it takes a longer time for me to soap myself as compared to erm, whoever is smaller. Right?

Then wash my face, brush my teeth. Stroke 10 times to each part of my teeth, it takes damn long lor. Furthermore i think my tooth on the right is decaying. It's painful every time i brush my teeth. Maybe one day i should really go for a dental check up.

It has been, hahaha 4 years since my last dental check up. Bet same to to you too.

Why do we have to wash our faces and brush our teeth every night and morning? It's so troublesome. Irritaing. *Feeling irritated*

Then wash everything off, make sure i am not soapy. Wipe myself dry, and rub off some "dirt", dont know what it's called, (maybe you can tell me?) from my body if possible and not lazy. Usually dry can liao. And put on my clothes.

That's not it. GUYS, gals has to wash our own under garments. But before i do that, i will apply toner and moisturiser to my face. Cause after a bath, i am clean everywhere, my face, my hands. Hence, if were to wash my garments first, then wouldnt my hand be dirty again and need to wash them clean AGAIN? Wasting time and water and soap right? So stupid. I am a conservative person. As in, saving water, electricity, gas and almost everything bah, the world! Environmental friendly freak.

What the Toot-Tuut! Suddenly my computer got the pop-ups showing erm... ang moh f_ck_ng. What the ****! Pollute the pure and innocent me.

I need to ensure that both my hands and face are clean before i apply all those stuffs onto my face. Face is very important for a gal, guy also actually.

Okay, here comes the NC 16 part.

I am going to wash my under garments for the day. Ar! i just saw and remembered my under garments for the prvious previous day, think it's friday's night's. I wasnt at home on Saturday til Sunday. I forgot to wash it on Monday too. Thus it was til yesterday than i mangaged to wash it.

No one will wash it for us de right? Who in the right mind whould want to wash under garments of another person? Maybe except the wei da, magnanimous mum will do it for us when we are still young. We gals can throw it directly into the washing machine.

I have been grumbling about that since young but to no avail. I surrendered.

After washing the "fresh set" of under garments, i picked up the previous set. Erm... guess what i saw?

Make a guess?

Guess?

Guess?

Bet you cant get the correct answer.

Dont be shocked or disgusted k?

Here is the answer...

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DEAD ANTS.

Dead ants are found on my wet under garments, (wet is because of my mum soak it in a pail of soapy water). It is so disgusting. Dead ants stuck to my panty, you should know which part of the panty bah!

OMG!!! (Oh my Goodness) I dont usually use "oh my god", cause of this and that reasons, haha. Thus my "OMG" is "Oh my goodness".

Try picturing it. Imagine ur underwear, than a few dead ants' bodies. Can see the picture in your head?

IT IS SO DISGUSTING. Probably, before my mama was able to dump it into the pail of soapy water, the ants had crawl onto my panty.
My house's ants are all very clever. No matter where you hang or keep your food stuff, there will always be a way for them to eat.

OMG! Imagine those not dead after crawling to my panty, erm... doing whatever they are doing, then crawl to our food stuff. OMG, it's so disgusting. Siao. Haha, this is not the first time actually. Haha!

Not my fault what! All i did or didnt do is not to wash it that day itself and left it for days.

Haha!!! Correct rating? NC 16 just nice right?

Okay that's all for that.

Brain washing.

Boom! We are on another topic now.

I was able to surf net the whole day yesterday although my IC is back. Because she is still blur blur and tired. Haha") She is warming up, didnt get me to do stuffs and i kept very quiet (usual tactic, wahaha).

I went online to look for the market price for the malay wedding ang pow. I cant really find a detailed article about the price, maybe because it's up to us to give. Then from some forums, i can see people discussing about the ang pow money and when we should give the ang pow for a malay wedding.

Malay dinner is different from the chinese's. Ang Pows are given only after the feast while the chinese style is to give first before we start the feast.

By the way, i read this through the internet forum, so it's actually another persons comments. May be correct or incorrect. We still have to do some ling chang biao sian.

Then we may choose to give some home appliances or like what i am going to give, ang pow. I think $20 is the ideal amount. Cause many in the forum did say about $20. Some even mention that $20 for a family of 4. It is literately $5 per head.

It is quite a norm to give $5 per head. But the best norm amount will be $10 to $20 dollars. Furthermore Cindy is a chinese, so $20 is a bit erm..., haha, low le lor.

I asked my mama about the pricing, she said something like $20 or even lower. Siew Eng also heard her mum saying that. Maybe $10?

Dont know whether it is rude to ask a mulim about the ang pow, i approached a colleague in shenton way and ask her about the pricing. Guess what? She told me $10 is enough. $10??? Really ar?

Hmm... okay i will be giving $20, think $25 at first. Aiyo me still student mah, hahah, poor thing de, no money.

From what i know, Diana will also be giving $20.

I wanted to ask my malay classmate bibsy, but i cant go online!!! I saw ana yesterday night on MSN, but didnt dare to ask. A bit pai seh leh. Since i have done my research through internet and real person questioning, $20 is my final decision. And i am the lazy type of person, who dont like spending so much time to buy a present. Though Cindy is my "lao gong".

People $20???

That all i want to write about. Dear dear dont be sad about the back stabber k? They are not worth to spoil your beauitful days de. Think of our subway, our, oh, yours and jia's long bun. Haha!!!

Hey hey no. 1 fan hope you like this entry. Haha!

People, nice to heard from you guys. Hence feel free to jot down your ideas and comments k? All are welcomed.

Muack!!!")